Built on boils & bad decisions

Rooted in Louisiana. Crafted in Texas. Built for the boil.

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Boils & bad decisions

Custom Chaos

Got an idea? We’ll help you make it a bad decision.

Festival Tour & Events

Find out where we’re stirring up trouble next.

Start the Trouble

Where bad decisions begin

Coffee To Beer Starter Pack

Starts With Coffee. Ends With Beer

A gift-ready starter pack featuring the Morning After Mug and two Suck What® can coolers. Built for mornings, afternoons, and everything that happens in between.

Built for the Boil Tee

Built for Boils. Ready for Bad Decisions.

The shirt that started it all. Soft, comfortable, and built for backyard boils, festivals, tailgates, and bad decisions. Available in unisex and women’s styles.

Festival Fave Can Coolers

Cold Drinks. Better Stories.

Keep every drink ice cold with our premium Suck What® can coolers. Available in regular and slim sizes for everything from backyard boils to festival weekends.

Backyard Legend Cap

Shade On. Game On.

A classic embroidered cap made for sunny boil days, weekends on the water, and everyday wear. Comfortable, adjustable, and built to become your favorite hat.

Certified Suckers

For the ones who know exactly what they’re doing…. and do it anyway.